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Spooky-cute gifts
For people who decorate in September.
Open the guide 34 picksStocking stuffers
Small enough to fit. Weird enough to remember.
Open the guide 47 picksWhite elephant gifts
The gift that gets stolen twice.
Open the guide 35 picksWeird kitchen gadgets
Funny tools that still do the job.
Open the guide 23 picksFunny pillows
Soft, squishy and a little absurd.
Open the guide 15 picksGifts for tea lovers
Tiny friends who live in your mug.
Open the guide 34 picksCoworker gifts
For the eight hours you spend there.
Open the guide 51 picksDopamine decor
Bright, loud and a little ridiculous.
Open the guideDesigns from my own shop.
Tees, pins and throws I design and sell in my Etsy shop. Each one is printed to order.
From my shopJust Say No tee
A retro green circle logo with a firm little message. Garment-dyed and lived-in soft.
From my shopSupport Your Local Murder tee
A murder of crows, sticking together. For bird people and true crime fans.
From my shopRosie the Riveter pin
We can do it, on your denim jacket. A glossy pin of the classic Rosie art.
From my shopBen Franklin money blanket
Ben Franklin's engraved stare, blown up on a plush velveteen throw. Very money.
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Tees, pins and cozy throws, printed when you order.
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A little sous-chef with a very strong grip.
View on AmazonYour houseplants deserve a disco era. Six-inch hanging planter.
View on AmazonFine dining, prehistoric edition. Framed 12 × 16-inch print.
View on AmazonA bright idea for your happy place. Dimmable 16.3 × 6.5-inch LED sign.
View on AmazonBreaking news: the investigation continues. 12 × 16-inch framed canvas print.
View on AmazonA hot-pink reminder from your bathroom. 31.5 × 20 inches.
View on AmazonA little less doing. A little more lounging.
View on AmazonA sweet little pink sidekick. Mini 8.5 × 6.3-inch character pillow.
View on AmazonA tiny art gallery for your ankles. Five-pair Mix D set, women’s shoe sizes 5–9.
View on AmazonA giant ravioli for your spoon to nap on. 6.5-inch silicone rest.
View on AmazonA tiny cheese grater with a very grate message. Single gift set with card and box.
View on AmazonBig hair. Big help at the stove. A Dolly Parton silicone spoon rest.
View on AmazonA little glow. A very clear message. Gold, pine-scented candle.
View on AmazonA tiny friend. Absolutely no plans.
View on AmazonA very friendly haunting for your desk.
View on AmazonOutsource your decisions to the disco.
View on AmazonYour window has a new party trick.
View on AmazonYour chips deserve a cottagecore era.
View on AmazonHis one weakness. His full-time job.
View on AmazonA glowing pearl in a ceramic clamshell. Mermaid core, unlocked.
View on AmazonSix vintage-meets-maximalist prints. Instant gallery wall.
View on AmazonA classic still life, but make it a Capri Sun moment.
View on AmazonA tufted pink pep talk for your toes.
View on AmazonA spa-day otter in a towel turban. Relatable.
View on AmazonFive tiny screens of animated pixel art for the ultimate desk setup.
View on AmazonA big cat napping in a flower jungle, in a fancy gold frame.
View on AmazonYour toilet paper, wearing a pearl necklace.
View on AmazonA pink ceramic raw chicken that holds your flowers. You're welcome.
View on AmazonA flower-covered disco ball for your office meltdown era.
View on AmazonA pink-and-orange playing card for the queen of your apartment.
View on AmazonTwo candy-striped velvet covers for an instant couch upgrade.
View on AmazonSix rainbow disco balls that throw sparkles around the room.
View on AmazonSix cheeky prints. Nice bum included.
View on AmazonA framed reminder to stay a little silly.
View on AmazonAn opossum lounging like it pays rent.
View on AmazonTwo very round cats having a very romantic sunset moment.
View on AmazonA frog with a cigarette and an attitude, in a gold frame.
View on AmazonFill it with chocolate, cash or a tiny joke. Break glass when needed.
View on AmazonThe dark-humor sequel to Live Laugh Love.
View on AmazonA giant pill-shaped candle for anyone who needs to calm down.
View on AmazonA garden gnome with strong opinions.
View on AmazonThree little sheep that turn your toilet paper into a flock.
View on AmazonA modern cuckoo clock whose little bird still pops out every hour.
View on AmazonA 7-inch goose for your desk. Dress it up or let it judge you.
View on AmazonA tiny ocean world inside a squishy cube, with a surfing seal.
View on AmazonA very small school of second chances.
View on AmazonYour bookshelf would like to go dancing.
View on AmazonForbidden pasta. Excellent at dishes.
View on AmazonThere is a cryptid in your soup.
View on AmazonYour tea has acquired a roommate.
View on AmazonThe bottom of the peanut butter jar has met its match.
View on AmazonMake a wish. Join the tiny forest.
View on AmazonFinally, a goose that helps with dinner.
View on AmazonYour berries have their own bird bath.
View on AmazonHe lives in your mug now.
View on AmazonA little existential dread with your Earl Grey.
View on AmazonA mythical beast with a very normal job.
View on AmazonA gripping trilogy about doing the dishes.
View on AmazonCarbs holding other carbs. Beautiful.
View on AmazonA snack break with a side quest.
View on AmazonA tiny pizza party for your drinks.
View on AmazonTurn your cable jungle into a tiny forest.
View on AmazonYour wine has a hot dog hat now.
View on AmazonA 17-inch steamed bun you're allowed to nap on.
View on AmazonThe snack that hugs back. A 10-inch plush cracker.
View on AmazonRoll yourself up. Become the burrito.
View on AmazonA set of three plush dinosaur nuggets.
View on AmazonRound, squishy and deeply unbothered.
View on AmazonA big dill for your couch.
View on AmazonA cozy campfire with zero smoke.
View on AmazonA 35-inch goose who just wants to cuddle.
View on AmazonA tiny broom with a very fancy mustache.
View on AmazonA little whale surfaces in your olive oil.
View on AmazonThe Loch Ness monster, now serving spaghetti.
View on AmazonGet your paws on hot pans.
View on AmazonGoth cooking, but make it cute.
View on AmazonGrate cheese like a gladiator.
View on AmazonPinch hot pans with confidence.
View on AmazonFive cherry wood spoons with happy little faces.
View on AmazonPower tool energy. Pizza wheel results.
View on AmazonBig hair. Fresh chips.
View on AmazonSix colorful cats guarding your snacks.
View on AmazonClean or dirty? Ask the girls.
View on AmazonLife advice from a raccoon.
View on AmazonA traditional rug that is slowly melting.
View on AmazonA fluffy yellow runner that looks like a stick of butter.
View on AmazonTwo fried eggs for your bathroom floor.
View on AmazonA glowing tomato for your nightstand.
View on AmazonGallery vibes, desk-sized.
View on AmazonYour pens deserve a dance floor.
View on AmazonRainbow thumbtacks, but enormous.
View on AmazonA juicy way to hold up your books.
View on AmazonFresh flowers in a giant pill.
View on AmazonFlowers, but make it ballpark.
View on AmazonA sparkly hot pepper in a pink oval frame.
View on AmazonMidnight musk scent. Main character energy.
View on AmazonLight one for Dorothy, Rose, Blanche and Sophia.
View on AmazonTiny rainbow disco balls for your ears.
View on AmazonYour keys, in every color.
View on AmazonTwenty pairs of feelings for your feet.
View on AmazonA tiny steamer with glitter dumplings inside.
View on AmazonFor getting stuff done when you really don't feel like it.
View on AmazonFetch, but make it launch day.
View on AmazonPress for one unapologetic scream.
View on AmazonTap it to light up theirs, anywhere.
View on AmazonSlide into the day like a stick of butter.
View on AmazonPlants with faces that never need watering.
View on AmazonYour lunch, transported with urgency.
View on Amazon80 murder mystery logic puzzles. Find the killer.
View on AmazonBlack candles that weep red wax.
View on AmazonA duck lamp that lays a glowing egg.
View on AmazonA wearable shark for maximum couch time.
View on AmazonA margarita glass with a lid and a sip-anywhere rim.
View on AmazonA cartoon bomb with their initial on it.
View on AmazonA bunch of bananas you can nap on.
View on AmazonHalf horse, half shark, all hugs.
View on AmazonDo not tamper with the contents.
View on AmazonTell someone they're a national treasure.
View on AmazonA goldfish wearing a shark fin. Confidence level: shark.
View on AmazonA bouquet of gloriously ugly monsters.
View on AmazonTime is melting. So is the clock.
View on AmazonA disco ball that partied too hard.
View on AmazonA shiny gold balloon dog with two very rude paws. Four inches of attitude.
View on AmazonA retro White Lotus resort room key fob. Check in, but maybe skip the vacation.
View on AmazonFour tropical canvas portraits of your favorite Miami roommates.
View on AmazonA plush cheesy cracker that is always there for you. Zero crumbs.
View on AmazonA skeleton holds a lamp over your candle and melts it from the top. No flame, all drama.
View on AmazonA fortune-telling pickle with 100 answers. Press and receive wisdom.
View on AmazonA squishy silicone frog night light with very big, very concerned eyes.
View on AmazonFour nosy pigeons in a fancy gold frame. City birds, gallery treatment.
View on AmazonThree hand towels shaped like tropical leaves. Your sink gets a jungle.
View on AmazonA tufted pink money bag rug. Manifest from the floor up.
View on AmazonA 2027 wall calendar of nature that looks very, very suggestive. Twelve months of giggles.
View on AmazonA cute crochet candle with a sweet threat: forget me and I'll burn your house down.
View on AmazonA plush playing card queen with fuzzy eyes and a mustache. Royal, weird, huggable.
View on AmazonA very long orange cat that hangs around your kitchen and dries your hands.
View on AmazonTwo happy little flowers that hold your sponge up so it can dry.
View on AmazonA cucumber watching its friend become a pickle. Kitchen art with a plot twist.
View on AmazonRetro desert towels with UFOs, cactus and cowboys. Yeehaw from space.
View on AmazonA silicone ketchup splatter that catches your spoon. Messy look, clean counter.
View on AmazonTwenty silly magnets to hold up your grocery list and your sense of humor.
View on AmazonFor when you just want to burn something. A calmer option than the alternative.
View on AmazonA pink desk sign that bans low-vibin', sketchy energy from your aura.
View on AmazonA ceramic vase styled like a vintage cigarette pack, now full of flowers instead.
View on AmazonGolf tees in a crayon box. For golfers who play like they're still learning to color.
View on AmazonThe kitchen's most iconic duo, together on one glass prayer candle.
View on AmazonA glass prayer candle starring a drag icon. Good luck, and don't mess it up.
View on AmazonA maximalist lumbar pillow cover with a tiger in the tropics.
View on AmazonA big soft capybara with four baby capybaras zipped in her tummy.
View on AmazonA huge slice of buttered toast you can lie on. Carbs, but cozy.
View on AmazonA party game about flipping rubber chickens and tossing hot dogs. As serious as it sounds.
View on AmazonPaint with water and watch it fade away. Art therapy with no mess.
View on AmazonOne very honest pen for every day of the week, plus bonus feelings.
View on AmazonWaffles and pancakes scented, with syrup and butter. What did you think it meant?
View on AmazonA bath bomb shaped like a toaster. Extremely dark humor, extremely safe bath.
View on AmazonTwo very honest words in big fuzzy letters. Says what everyone is thinking.
View on AmazonA needlepoint pillow with Alexis's most iconic line. Officially licensed.
View on AmazonThe happiest emoji, now a 12-inch plush. Smiling, squishy and very brown.
View on AmazonA soft sherpa hand pillow that says what you're thinking.
View on AmazonAn oven mitt that agrees: this whole situation is bananas.
View on AmazonRetro 50s housewife towels that insist everything is fine. It is not.
View on AmazonA taco stuffed with flowers in a fancy gold frame. Fine art, Tuesday edition.
View on AmazonA five-star review for your kitchen: chef was cute, would eat here again.
View on AmazonA cotton dish towel with life advice for every situation: have you tried cheese?
View on AmazonDo one thing every day that scares your family. Like cooking.
View on AmazonA tear-off notepad for unloading every thought before your brain does it for you.
View on AmazonA grandma-core goose portrait in an oval frame. Honk, but make it cottage.
View on AmazonSix green coasters that stack into a cactus in a little pot.
View on AmazonFuzzy face-wash headbands with little snails and palm trees on top.
View on AmazonThe bedtime story for grown-ups who have read the same picture book 400 times.
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