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Weird Kitchen Gadgets That Actually Work

Rx: For the home cook who has everything

Every gadget here is shaped like something it has no business being, and every one still does its job. A crab holds your spoon, a vampire crushes your garlic and a goose drains your pasta. They make great gifts for home cooks, new apartments and anyone who already owns a normal spatula.

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No. 1

A little sous-chef with a very strong grip.

Label
Dosage
Clip to pot as needed.
Side effects
Spoon stays put. Sauce stays in.
Good for
Clips onto the edge of a pot so your spoon stops sliding into the sauce. Good for anyone who cooks most nights.
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No. 2

Power tool energy. Pizza wheel results.

Label
Dosage
Slice with power-tool energy.
Side effects
Making saw noises at dinner.
Good for
Looks like a circular saw and slices like a pizza wheel. A white elephant favorite, especially for DIY dads.
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No. 3

His one weakness. His full-time job.

Label
Dosage
Twist until garlicky.
Side effects
A vampire-free kitchen.
Good for
Twist the top to crush garlic. Great for home cooks and anyone who decorates for Halloween in September.
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No. 4

Get your paws on hot pans.

Label
Dosage
Wear to grab hot pans.
Side effects
Growling at the oven.
Good for
A set of two bear paw mitts with silicone grip pads. Useful, cozy and very good for photos.
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No. 5

There is a cryptid in your soup.

Label
Dosage
Stand upright in soup.
Side effects
Cryptid sightings at dinner.
Good for
Nessie stands up on her own in the pot. A good pick for soup lovers and cryptid fans.
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No. 6

The Loch Ness monster, now serving spaghetti.

Label
Dosage
Serve spaghetti from the deep.
Side effects
More cryptid sightings.
Good for
Pairs with the Nessie ladle for a full cryptid kitchen. Dishwasher safe.
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No. 7

Grate cheese like a gladiator.

Label
Dosage
Grate with dramatic flair.
Side effects
Feeling like a gladiator.
Good for
A one-handed grater shaped like a sword, for cheese, chocolate and spices. For home cooks with a flair for drama.
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No. 8

Finally, a goose that helps with dinner.

Label
Dosage
Clip to pot. Pour carefully.
Side effects
Honking good pasta.
Good for
Strains pasta and veggies right from the pot. Handy in a small kitchen.
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No. 9

Pinch hot pans with confidence.

Label
Dosage
Pinch hot pans firmly.
Side effects
Mild sideways walking.
Good for
Silicone claw mitts that grip pots and trays. A fun pick for seafood lovers.
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No. 10

A mythical beast with a very normal job.

Label
Dosage
Fill, microwave, wipe.
Side effects
A spotless microwave. A smug dragon.
Good for
Fill it with water and vinegar, run the microwave, and the steam loosens the mess. Funny and useful.
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No. 11

A tiny broom with a very fancy mustache.

Label
Dosage
Sweep after every snack.
Side effects
Very distinguished crumbs.
Good for
Sweeps up crumbs on counters and desks. Small, useful and a little ridiculous.
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No. 12

The bottom of the peanut butter jar has met its match.

Label
Dosage
Scrape to the last spoonful.
Side effects
Zero wasted peanut butter.
Good for
Scrapes out the last bit of jars and bottles. Useful and silly, which is the best combo.
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No. 13

Five cherry wood spoons with happy little faces.

Label
Dosage
Stir with a smile.
Side effects
Cooking feels friendlier.
Good for
Hand-cut smiles on every spoon and spatula. A sweet housewarming or hostess gift.
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No. 14

A little whale surfaces in your olive oil.

Label
Dosage
Pour oil, add bread, dip.
Side effects
Whale sightings at dinner.
Good for
A dipping plate for bread, oil and balsamic with a whale hiding in the design. Cute for hosts and foodies.
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No. 15

A giant ravioli for your spoon to nap on. 6.5-inch silicone rest.

Label
Dosage
Rest spoon between stirs.
Side effects
Cleaner counters. Pasta cravings.
Good for
Keeps sauce off the counter. A fun add-on for anyone who makes pasta night a thing.
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No. 16

Big hair. Big help at the stove. A Dolly Parton silicone spoon rest.

Label
Dosage
Use while cooking. Humming optional.
Side effects
Spontaneous country singing.
Good for
A must for Dolly fans. It is silicone, so a hot spoon is no problem.
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No. 17

Big hair. Fresh chips.

Label
Dosage
Clip one per bag.
Side effects
Humming Dolly songs in the pantry.
Good for
A set of four clips with Dolly-inspired hairstyles. Pairs with the Dolly spoon rest.
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No. 18

Your berries have their own bird bath.

Label
Dosage
Rinse berries daily.
Side effects
A very cute bird bath for fruit.
Good for
Rinse berries and grapes in a little bird bath. Cute enough to leave on the counter.
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No. 19

Goth cooking, but make it cute.

Label
Dosage
Bake after dark.
Side effects
Witchy kitchen vibes.
Good for
Bat oven mitts with moon-shaped pot holders. Made for the spooky-season baker.
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No. 20

Clean or dirty? Ask the girls.

Label
Dosage
Flip after each load.
Side effects
Settled dishwasher debates.
Good for
A two-sided magnet that settles the dishwasher debate. A must for Golden Girls fans.
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No. 21

Six colorful cats guarding your snacks.

Label
Dosage
Clip one per bag.
Side effects
Cats guarding every snack.
Good for
3D-printed cat clips for bread and chip bags. A cheap, cute stocking stuffer for cat people.
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No. 22

A tiny cheese grater with a very grate message. Single gift set with card and box.

Label
Dosage
Grate generously.
Side effects
Uncontrollable cheese puns.
Good for
It comes boxed with a card, so it is ready to give. Great for a partner or best friend who loves a pun.
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No. 23

Your wine has a hot dog hat now.

Label
Dosage
Insert into open bottle.
Side effects
Every glass comes with a laugh.
Good for
A hot dog that seals an open bottle of wine. An easy laugh at a dinner party or white elephant swap.
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No. 24

A very long orange cat that hangs around your kitchen and dries your hands.

Label
Dosage
Hang. Pet. Dry hands.
Side effects
Cat hair not included.
Good for
A cheap win for any cat person, especially one with an orange cat.
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No. 25

Two happy little flowers that hold your sponge up so it can dry.

Label
Dosage
Stand by sink. Insert sponge.
Side effects
Drier sponges. Better moods.
Good for
For the person who leaves a soggy sponge in the sink. You know who.
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No. 26

A cucumber watching its friend become a pickle. Kitchen art with a plot twist.

Label
Dosage
Hang near the fridge.
Side effects
Existential pickle thoughts.
Good for
For the pickle lover with a dark sense of humor.
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No. 27

Retro desert towels with UFOs, cactus and cowboys. Yeehaw from space.

Label
Dosage
Dry dishes. Watch the skies.
Side effects
Western sci-fi daydreams.
Good for
Great for the cowboy-core or alien-obsessed cook.
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No. 28

A silicone ketchup splatter that catches your spoon. Messy look, clean counter.

Label
Dosage
Rest spoon between stirs.
Side effects
Fake spills, real relief.
Good for
A tiny laugh for anyone who cooks with a lot of drips.
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No. 29

The kitchen's most iconic duo, together on one glass prayer candle.

Label
Dosage
Light before cooking.
Side effects
Brunch with a beat.
Good for
For the home cook who loves a celebrity cooking show.
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No. 30

An oven mitt that agrees: this whole situation is bananas.

Label
Dosage
Grab hot pans. Say the line.
Side effects
Banana bread cravings.
Good for
For the baker who quotes Gwen Stefani while making banana bread.
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No. 31

Retro 50s housewife towels that insist everything is fine. It is not.

Label
Dosage
Dry dishes. Smile through it.
Side effects
Relatable kitchen chaos.
Good for
For the friend who is always "fine" and always hosting.
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No. 32

A taco stuffed with flowers in a fancy gold frame. Fine art, Tuesday edition.

Label
Dosage
Hang in the kitchen.
Side effects
Taco cravings, weekly.
Good for
For the taco lover with a maximalist kitchen.
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No. 33

A five-star review for your kitchen: chef was cute, would eat here again.

Label
Dosage
Hang where guests can read it.
Side effects
Compliments to the chef.
Good for
A sweet housewarming gift for the couple where one person does all the cooking.
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No. 34

A cotton dish towel with life advice for every situation: have you tried cheese?

Label
Dosage
Dry dishes. Consider cheese.
Side effects
Increased cheese consumption.
Good for
For the cheese board maker who believes cheese fixes everything.
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No. 35

Do one thing every day that scares your family. Like cooking.

Label
Dosage
Wear while cooking something new.
Side effects
Nervous dinner guests.
Good for
For the adventurous cook whose experiments are a family legend.
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