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Gift guide · 23 picks · Updated October 2026

Funny Throw Pillows and Giant Plushies

Rx: For the plush collector with no room left

A funny pillow is the rare gag gift that actually gets used every day. There's a giant dumpling, a set of dino nuggets, a pickle the size of your arm and a goose built for hugging. Pick one for the couch, a dorm bed or the friend who already has too many plushies.

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No. 1

A 17-inch steamed bun you're allowed to nap on.

Label
Dosage
Hug for 20 minutes daily.
Side effects
Dumpling cravings.
Good for
Soft, squishy and huge. A great pick for foodies, dorm rooms and anyone who collects plush.
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No. 2

A set of three plush dinosaur nuggets.

Label
Dosage
Arrange on couch in a herd.
Side effects
Prehistoric snack cravings.
Good for
Pairs perfectly with the dino-nugget wall art. Kids and grown-up nugget fans both love these.
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No. 3

A wearable shark for maximum couch time.

Label
Dosage
Wear from couch to bed.
Side effects
Swimming laps around the house.
Good for
A soft, cozy wearable blanket shaped like a shark. Great for movie nights and anyone who is always cold.
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No. 4

Half horse, half shark, all hugs.

Label
Dosage
Hug daily.
Side effects
Galloping toward the ocean.
Good for
A 15-inch hybrid plush for anyone who loves weird animals. Great for kids, teens and plush collectors.
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No. 5

A big dill for your couch.

Label
Dosage
Hug firmly.
Side effects
Big dill energy.
Good for
Realistic, velvety and very huggable. Made for the friend who always orders extra pickles.
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No. 6

A little less doing. A little more lounging.

Label
Dosage
One nap, as needed.
Side effects
Sudden urge to cancel plans.
Good for
For the friend who needs to take a day off. Soft enough to actually nap on.
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No. 7

Roll yourself up. Become the burrito.

Label
Dosage
Roll up completely. Repeat nightly.
Side effects
Temporary burrito identity.
Good for
A soft flannel blanket printed like a giant tortilla. A guaranteed laugh at a white elephant swap.
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No. 8

Round, squishy and deeply unbothered.

Label
Dosage
Squish as needed.
Side effects
Total lack of urgency.
Good for
The internet's favorite blob seal, in 13-inch huggable form. An easy win for plush lovers.
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No. 9

The snack that hugs back. A 10-inch plush cracker.

Label
Dosage
Snuggle between snacks.
Side effects
Craving crunchy things.
Good for
A cozy little pillow for snack lovers. Small enough for a desk chair or a car seat.
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No. 10

A 35-inch goose who just wants to cuddle.

Label
Dosage
Hug through the night.
Side effects
Occasional honking.
Good for
Long enough to hug all night. A cozy, funny gift for goose fans and side sleepers.
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No. 11

A cozy campfire with zero smoke.

Label
Dosage
Lean back with one good book.
Side effects
Sudden urge to make s'mores.
Good for
A back-rest pillow with a smiling cartoon bonfire. Great for reading nooks, kids' rooms and indoor camping nights.
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No. 12

A sweet little pink sidekick. Mini 8.5 × 6.3-inch character pillow.

Label
Dosage
Squeeze when feeling sour.
Side effects
Mood turns sour, then sweet.
Good for
Small, squishy and very pink. Good for candy fans and anyone who collects plushies.
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No. 13

A bunch of bananas you can nap on.

Label
Dosage
Flop down as needed.
Side effects
Going completely bananas.
Good for
A plush banana-shaped bean bag with an ottoman. A bright, comfy lounge spot for a dorm, game room or playroom.
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No. 14

Two candy-striped velvet covers for an instant couch upgrade.

Label
Dosage
Zip on. Fluff twice.
Side effects
A couch that looks like dessert.
Good for
A set of two 18-inch velvet pillow covers in bold color-block stripes. Covers only, so use your own inserts.
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No. 15

A plush cheesy cracker that is always there for you. Zero crumbs.

Label
Dosage
Hug as needed. Do not bake.
Side effects
Sudden snack cravings.
Good for
Perfect for the snack goblin who needs a hug and a cracker at the same time.
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No. 16

A plush playing card queen with fuzzy eyes and a mustache. Royal, weird, huggable.

Label
Dosage
Place on couch. Bow slightly.
Side effects
Winning streaks at game night.
Good for
For the game night host or anyone who loves a queen with a mustache.
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No. 17

A maximalist lumbar pillow cover with a tiger in the tropics.

Label
Dosage
Zip on. Add attitude.
Side effects
Jungle vibes in the living room.
Good for
An easy upgrade for a plain couch that needs more color.
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No. 18

A big soft capybara with four baby capybaras zipped in her tummy.

Label
Dosage
Unzip. Count the babies.
Side effects
Profound calm.
Good for
For the capybara fan who wants five capybaras for the price of one.
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No. 19

A huge slice of buttered toast you can lie on. Carbs, but cozy.

Label
Dosage
Rest head on toast.
Side effects
Breakfast dreams.
Good for
For anyone who thinks the best part of the day is breakfast.
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No. 20

Two very honest words in big fuzzy letters. Says what everyone is thinking.

Label
Dosage
Toss on couch. Watch reactions.
Side effects
Gasps, then laughs.
Good for
A two-word gift for the friend with a potty mouth.
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No. 21

A needlepoint pillow with Alexis's most iconic line. Officially licensed.

Label
Dosage
Place on couch. Say it out loud.
Side effects
Rewatching every season.
Good for
For the Schitt's Creek fan who quotes it daily.
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No. 22

The happiest emoji, now a 12-inch plush. Smiling, squishy and very brown.

Label
Dosage
Squeeze when life stinks.
Side effects
Immature giggles.
Good for
A cheap, cheerful gift for kids at heart.
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No. 23

A soft sherpa hand pillow that says what you're thinking.

Label
Dosage
Hold up as needed.
Side effects
Unbothered energy.
Good for
For the friend who is done with this week already.
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