No. 1
Power tool energy. Pizza wheel results.
Label
- Dosage
- Slice with power-tool energy.
- Side effects
- Making saw noises at dinner.
- Good for
- Good for the guy who owns more tools than plates. A circular saw that slices pizza.
Gift guide · 24 picks · Updated October 2026
Funny Gifts for Him That He'll Actually Use
Rx: For the guy who is impossible to shop for
Shopping for guys usually ends in socks and regret. These picks are funny first but they still do something: cut pizza, grate cheese, launch tennis balls, judge him from the corner of his desk. Good for dads, brothers, boyfriends, husbands and the coworker in your gift exchange.
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No. 2
Grate cheese like a gladiator.
Label
- Dosage
- Grate with dramatic flair.
- Side effects
- Feeling like a gladiator.
- Good for
- Good for the guy who takes charcuterie very seriously. Grate parmesan like a gladiator.
No. 3
Get your paws on hot pans.
Label
- Dosage
- Wear to grab hot pans.
- Side effects
- Growling at the oven.
- Good for
- Good for the grill dad. Big bear paws for grabbing hot pans.
No. 4
A 7-inch goose for your desk. Dress it up or let it judge you.
Label
- Dosage
- Place on desk. Dress for the season.
- Side effects
- A goose with a wardrobe.
- Good for
- Good for the guy who works from home. A goose that sits on his desk and judges his calls.
No. 5
Press for one unapologetic scream.
Label
- Dosage
- Press once per overflowing inbox.
- Side effects
- Startled coworkers. Instant relief.
- Good for
- Good for the guy with a stressful job. Press it for one very satisfying scream.
No. 6
For when your desk is a tiny dumpster fire. Includes flame-shaped notes.
Label
- Dosage
- Place on desk. Contain the fire.
- Side effects
- Fewer lost pens. Noticeably smug.
- Good for
- Good for the guy whose desk is a mess. It holds pens and sticky notes, so it earns its spot.
No. 7
Golf tees in a crayon box. For golfers who play like they're still learning to color.
Label
- Dosage
- Tee up. Stay inside the lines.
- Side effects
- Fewer lost tees. Same slice.
- Good for
- Good for the golfer who isn't as good as he thinks. Golf tees in a crayon box.
No. 8
Fetch, but make it launch day.
Label
- Dosage
- Fire three balls, then repeat.
- Side effects
- One very tired, very happy dog.
- Good for
- Good for the dog dad. It launches tennis balls so his arm gets a break.
No. 9
Five tiny screens of animated pixel art for the ultimate desk setup.
Label
- Dosage
- Plug in. Pick a pixel art.
- Side effects
- Desk setup envy from every gamer you know.
- Good for
- Good for the gamer. Five tiny screens of animated pixel art for his desk setup.
No. 10
80 murder mystery logic puzzles. Find the killer.
Label
- Dosage
- Solve one per night.
- Side effects
- Suspicious of everyone.
- Good for
- Good for the true crime guy. Eighty murder mystery logic puzzles for the couch or the plane.
No. 11
A party game about flipping rubber chickens and tossing hot dogs. As serious as it sounds.
Label
- Dosage
- Flip. Stick. Shout.
- Side effects
- Loud game nights.
- Good for
- Good for the guy who hosts game night. Rubber chickens and flying hot dogs, as serious as it sounds.
No. 12
A wearable shark for maximum couch time.
Label
- Dosage
- Wear from couch to bed.
- Side effects
- Swimming laps around the house.
- Good for
- Good for the guy who is always cold on the couch. A wearable shark for football Sundays.
No. 13
A cartoon bomb with their initial on it.
Label
- Dosage
- Place on papers. Do not light.
- Side effects
- Explosive desk energy.
- Good for
- Good for the guy with a cartoon sense of humor. A little bomb with his initial on it.
No. 14
A garden gnome with strong opinions.
Label
- Dosage
- Place facing the neighbors.
- Side effects
- Neighborly tension.
- Good for
- Good for the guy who loves his lawn. A garden gnome with strong opinions about visitors.
No. 15
Life advice from a raccoon.
Label
- Dosage
- Plug in after dark.
- Side effects
- Raccoon-approved life choices.
- Good for
- Good for the garage, the game room or the bar cart. Life advice from a raccoon in neon.
No. 16
Your lunch, transported with urgency.
Label
- Dosage
- Pack lunch. Carry with urgency.
- Side effects
- Coworkers step aside in the hallway.
- Good for
- Good for the guy who packs a lunch. It carries his sandwich with appropriate urgency.
No. 17
A fortune-telling pickle with 100 answers. Press and receive wisdom.
Label
- Dosage
- Ask one question. Press firmly.
- Side effects
- Briny life advice.
- Good for
- Good for the guy who never knows what he wants for dinner. The pickle decides.
No. 18
Your wine has a hot dog hat now.
Label
- Dosage
- Insert into open bottle.
- Side effects
- Every glass comes with a laugh.
- Good for
- Good for the guy who loves a cookout. A hot dog that keeps the bottle sealed.
No. 19
Twenty pairs of feelings for your feet.
Label
- Dosage
- One feeling per day.
- Side effects
- Feet with emotional range.
- Good for
- Good for the guy who owns only black socks. Twenty pairs of feelings, one for every mood.
No. 20
Do not tamper with the contents.
Label
- Dosage
- Store anything suspicious.
- Side effects
- Everything looks like a crime scene.
- Good for
- Good for the guy with too many chargers. A zipper pouch that looks like an evidence bag.
No. 21
His one weakness. His full-time job.
Label
- Dosage
- Twist until garlicky.
- Side effects
- A vampire-free kitchen.
- Good for
- Good for the guy who puts garlic in everything. A vampire who crushes cloves for a living.
No. 22
There is a cryptid in your soup.
Label
- Dosage
- Stand upright in soup.
- Side effects
- Cryptid sightings at dinner.
- Good for
- Good for the soup and chili guy. The Loch Ness monster stands up in the pot.
No. 23
Roll yourself up. Become the burrito.
Label
- Dosage
- Roll up completely. Repeat nightly.
- Side effects
- Temporary burrito identity.
- Good for
- Good for the guy who naps hard. Roll up in a giant tortilla and become the burrito.
No. 24
A frog with a cigarette and an attitude, in a gold frame.
Label
- Dosage
- Hang somewhere smug.
- Side effects
- Frog-sized sass.
- Good for
- Good for the guy who just moved into his first place. A frog with an attitude, in a gold frame.
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